Nov 10
A while ago I introduced my father to my first boyfriend. The only thing my dad said to him was “If you hurt my daughter, remember I have a shovel and woods. No one will find the body.” Several months later, he broke up with me. Today, my dad and I were at Home Depot buying a shovel. my ex saw us, and my dad pointed to the shovel. The look on my ex’s face was priceless. MLIA
